Looks like the sex tape is real and in fact A$AP Rocky 🍆👀🍆
The rapper has now issued a very hilarious public statement about the tape in which he says he is his penis' "defense attorney" and is prepared to deny any slow strokes or lack of "killing" the vagina while getting to it.
Rocky:
MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P*SY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F**KED HIM RATE HIM
Any of ya have a lost sex tape that keeps you up at night?
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